“Hey, hotties. Can you make babies? Excellent! Message me. Baby making virtually guarantees betrothal.”

The intro to my Match.com profile, and a mnemonic for the fourteen men who have served as Chairmen of the Federal Reserve (Hamlin, Harding, Crissinger, Young, Meyer, Black, Eccles, McCabe, Martin, Burns, Miller, Volcker, Greenspan, Bernanke).