The intro to my Match.com profile, and a mnemonic for the fourteen men who have served as Chairmen of the Federal Reserve (Hamlin, Harding, Crissinger, Young, Meyer, Black, Eccles, McCabe, Martin, Burns, Miller, Volcker, Greenspan, Bernanke).
August 4, 2011
“Hey, hotties. Can you make babies? Excellent! Message me. Baby making virtually guarantees betrothal.”
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