So weird being driven around on these empty streets. Glad to see people are following public health advice, though.

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Didn’t even know you could get promoted while working from home!

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Using all this downtime as an opportunity to really get my venture funds in order. Feeling lucky that only 25% of my portfolio is in stocks #blessed

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Just paid far too much to have a bespoke batch of organic hand sanitizer express-delivered. I’m the WORST.

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So quiet in the yurt without all the garden staff around.

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UPDATE: We are now on lockdown here in the Marquesas Islands, a remote archipelago in the southern Pacific Ocean described as “heaven on Earth” by the New York Times. So hard to be hundreds of miles from family.

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Getting so into home baking now that we’re socially distancing. Any excuse to break out the tarte tatin pan. Guess I can kiss my six-pack goodbye…

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Trying to donate $$ to my local food bank but they won’t take Amex Centurion. C’mon!

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Important to check in on elderly relatives at this time. I’ve been FaceTiming with my godfather (music legend Sir Paul McCartney) today. I feel good knowing I helped him.

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Rolled out of bed with a slight fever and my private immunologist is STILL hitting on me. Really dude?

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Of course the “shelter-in-place” order happens when we’re at the summer house. Eff you, coronavirus!

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Wow, did I ever pick the right time to purchase a doomsday bunker. Now, to get my Peloton down there ;)

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Quick Q: How long can COVID-19 survive in a cryogenic tank?

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Apologies for posting about my corona shot. Didn’t realize that the vaccine will not be available to the general public for a few more months :(