Peter Johnson selected a group of jarred spices.
If Peter Johnson selected a group of jarred spices,
How many jarred spices did Peter Johnson select?
How much lumber could a woodchuck discard
If a woodchuck could discard lumber?
Sally peddles fish exoskeletons down by the beach.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had been a bear.
But he was bald.
So, if this was the case,
He couldn’t have been very fuzzy, right?
Moses thinks his phalanges are perennials.
But Moses is wrong.
For no one’s phalanges are perennials,
Like Moses thinks his phalanges are.
One smart fellow,
he thought he was deserved of this title.
Two smart fellows,
they also thought they were deserved of this title.
Three smart fellows,
they all thought they were deserved of this
Red and yellow leather.
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New York is different.
Elizabeth Botter paid money for margarine.
But the margarine
for which Elizabeth Botter paid was tart.
So Elizabeth Botter
paid money for some superior margarine,
and it made Elizabeth Botter’s
once-tart mixture good.
My mother coerced me to destroy my Mars brand chocolate candies.
James bifurcated corn,
Although I don’t really give a shit.
Then you join me.
Pretty soon we all find ourselves
Shouting praises for frozen custard.