Whatever you think of her actions, it’s difficult not to feel some sympathy for Monica Lewinsky. The sad fact is that, for the rest of her days, her name will be associated with her actions in the Clinton White House. When someone says “Monica Lewinsky,” people will always think of oral sex. There is, as I see it, only one way for Miss Lewinsky to change this: By embarking on a multi-state armed-robbery and killing spree.
January 9, 2001
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