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July 23, 2014
More Engaging Copy for the Ten Commandments
You Won’t Believe What God Said to This Man…
- What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God
- At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.
- Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?
- How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.
- She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?
- Seven Morning Habits of People Holier Than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch.
- 37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.
- What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbors Servants.
- This Little Girl Bore False Witness and the Results Will Shock You.
- Doctors Hate Her But You Shouldn’t Covet Her.
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