Robyn: Hello?
Me: Good morning.
Robyn: Who is this?
Me: I’m detective John Kimble!
Robyn: Who?
Me: I’m detective John Kimble!
Robyn: I’m sorry?
Me: I’m a cop, you idiot!
Robyn: Uh —
Me: I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately.
Robyn: I don’t —
Me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Robyn: [Hangs up.]

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Alex: Hello?
Me: Who are you!
Alex: This is Alex. Who’s calling, please?
Me: Yeah, I’m a police officer.
Alex: Can I help you?
Me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Alex: Could I ask what this is in reference to —
Me: Stop whining! You lack discipline!
Alex: This really isn’t a good time. Call back later, okay?
Me: Stop whining!
Alex: Bye.
Me: Stop whining!
Alex: [Hangs up,]

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Jason: Hello?
Me: Who the hell are you?
Jason: It’s Jason. Who is this?
Me: C’mon… don’t bullshit me.
Jason: Who’s calling?
Me: First, I would like to just get to know you.
Jason: Who is this?
Me: I’m a cop, you idiot!
Jason: [Hangs up]

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George: Hello?
Me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
George: My daddy?
Me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
George: Who’s calling?
Me: I’m detective John Kimble!
George: Hold on a second. [Sounds of typing.]
Me: C’mon… don’t bullshit me.
George: Good morning.
Me: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
George: I’m a cop, you idiot!
Me: I’m detective John Kimble!
George: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Me: You lack discipline!
George: Stop whining! I’m detective John Kimble! I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately.
Me: Put a sock in it! John Kimble!
George: Hasta la vista, baby. [Hangs up.]