“Sporty lesbians get extremely competitive when playing softball. They make mountains outta molehills—often making women cry following bad losses.”

My younger sister explains why she turned down a full scholarship to play for the Wichita State University Lady Shockers. Also, a mnemonic for the “standard” fielding positions on a cricket team (Square Leg, Gully, Extra Cover, Wicketkeeper, Point, Slip, Third Man, Mid Off, Mid On, Mid Wicket, Cover, Bowler, Fine Leg).