HIVE MIND: I’m looking for suggestions on a company that will help me move my stuff from one apartment to another. Any companies that do this sort of thing would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!!!

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HIVE MIND: Who prints business cards for relatively cheap? I’m looking for some cheap business cards by Tuesday. Companies or individuals — either would be fine.

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HIVE MIND: What’s a good place to get a massage in New York City? Any suggestions will do. Also, what are the different types of massages, just generally speaking?

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HIVE MIND: What do you know about Berkeley? Any facts would be helpful. Is it pretty close to Oakland? Also, what do you know about Oakland?

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HIVE MIND: Help! I’ve decided to buy a car, but I don’t know what kind of car I should get, nor do I know what I should even be looking for in a car. Also, what are some fair prices for various cars? Any cars/prices will do. Thanks!!!

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HIVE MIND: When do you use “who” and when do you use “whom”? Are they interchangeable? I didn’t know who/whom to ask, but then I thought of YOU, hive mind! Who/Whom knows?

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HIVE MIND: Are there any decent places to get a steak in Houston? I’d like to get a big, delicious steak when I’m in the Houston area next month. I’ll be there for business. Oh, one more question for you, hive mind: Are there any good places in Houston to get seafood? Specifically, shrimp salad? Please let me know about any Houston-based seafood-and/or-steak options in the comments section, below. Thanks, hive mind.

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HIVE MIND: Quick question about TED Talks: Are there any good ones out there? What does TED stand for? Which website are they on? How long are they, just generally speaking?

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HIVE MIND: Is Missoula the capital of Montana? I’d like to know by next Wednesday, when I’m going to be in Missoula, Montana.

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HIVE MIND: Have you ever ordered a toaster off Amazon? Is there a toaster that Amazon recommends above all the others, but costs less than $13? My toaster budget is about $13 (or less). Thoughts on my imminent toaster purchase, hive mind?

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HIVE MIND: I think my ankle is broken. How would I know, for sure? What should I be looking for in my self-diagnosis? Should I consult a doctor, hive mind? Do you have any ankle-doctor recommendations in my area? (I’m in a suburb outside of Chicago.) Are there even such things as ankle doctors? HIVE MIND: Do you recommend icing my ankle, heating my ankle, or neither, until I can get to a doctor? It might not be until tomorrow since it’s snowing right now. Also, is it OK if I put any sort of weight on my ankle right now, hive mind? I don’t want to do the wrong thing, but I was thinking about going from my living room to the kitchen. HIVE MIND: One more thing: Is it bad if my ankle is throbbing, or is that a good sign, like it’s healing itself? I’d say it’s throbbing about once per second, maybe more. Also, does this seem (see attached photo) like the bone is sticking out, or is that normal? I honestly can’t remember what it looked like, before. HIVE MIND: Please advise! Quickly! It really hurts!

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HIVE MIND: Have you ever painted your apartment or your house? Do you have any recommendations on types of paint to use, or to avoid? Are there types of paints that are toxic? Toxic for cats, that is? Are there specific people who live in the Chicago area — or thereabouts — who could paint my apartment for me? I’m definitely willing to pay! I just don’t know the first thing about the painting process, or where to start, or what type of paint to use, or who/whom to hire. Any painters in my Hive mind, hive mind?

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HIVE MIND: What’s a Fitbit? What does it even do? How do you operate it? Is it generally difficult, or pretty easy to use? Who has one? How, exactly, do you wear it? What does it look like? How much does it cost?

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HIVE MIND: Are there any good songs about love out there? I’m honestly blanking. I’m looking for two or three really good love songs to use in a presentation I’m giving tomorrow about love songs. Any titles would be appreciated. (P.S. I love YOU, hive mind.)