"There are too many entrances and too many exits to our more than 8,000 campuses in Texas… Had there been one single entrance possibly for every student, maybe he would have been stopped.” – Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick response to the Santa Fe school shooting.
1. Doors
2. Video Games
3. Godlessness
4. Mental Health
5. Bitcoin
6. Television
7. Animals Being Jerks
8. Ritalin
9. First World Anarchists
10. Pretty Girls
11. Demonic Spirits
12. Earth Porn
13. Absentee Fathers
14. Shower Thoughts
15. Abortions
16. Harry Potter
17. Black People Twitter
18. Unarmed Teachers
19. World News
20. My Little Pony
21. Music
22. Gay Bros
23. Gifs
24. Guns
Answers
Republican excuse: 1, 3, 4, 8, 11, 13, 15, 18
Subreddit: 5, 7, 9, 12, 14, 17, 19, 20, 23, 24
Both: 2, 6, 10, 16, 21, 22