February 1, 2008 Lists What Pathologists Might Name Their Daughters by Brett Ortler Pneumona Syphyllis Chloera Diabetty Diseases Names Daughters Pathologists As little as $1 a month ($12 a year!) goes a long way towards supporting our editorial staff and contributors while keeping us ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today. Become a patron Share Tweet