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February 1, 2008

What Pathologists Might Name Their Daughters

by Brett Ortler

Pneumona

Syphyllis

Chloera

Diabetty

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If My Parents In Spokane Submitted What They Considered Celebrity Sightings To Gawker.Com

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by RT Sehgal

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Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

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