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Andrew is a writer living in Orlando. His book, Fatherhood: Dispatches From the Early Years, is available now.
February 25, 2019FAQ: School Book Fair
January 26, 2018I Took a 24-Hour Social Media Break and Now I Am a Better Parent and the Ruler of the Earth and All Creatures That Inhabit It
June 16, 2017I’m a Stay-at-Home Dad in a Television Show or Movie
December 3, 2016Monologue: Dad of Newborn Girl Explains the Importance of Women’s Issues to a Table of Women at a Coffee Shop
June 17, 2016List: Rules for My Kids That I Enforce With the Relentlessness of a Starving Wolverine
February 18, 2016List: Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign Promise or Fourth Grade Student Council Campaign Promise?