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Articles by
Cara Michelle Smith
Cara Michelle Smith is writer and journalist. You may be familiar with her work. Who knows? You can harass her on Twitter, so long as you do so creatively.
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June 14, 2019Your Dad’s HBO Stand-Up Comedy Special
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June 10, 2019In Order to Be My Bridesmaid, You Must Complete This Scavenger Hunt
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May 17, 2019Babies Named After Game of Thrones Characters, All Grown Up
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April 2, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Talking to Your Dad About the 2020 Election
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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August 24, 2018Your $6,000 Purebred Dog Comes With a Few Minor Quirks
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May 23, 2018A Feminist Fever Dream Written By a Men’s Rights Activist
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April 18, 2018The First Female President
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January 26, 2018I Don’t Mean to Be Difficult, But I Really, Really Don’t Want to Get Shot
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January 23, 2018Just Because Voldemort Assembled an Army of Warlocks to Destroy All Muggles, It Doesn’t Mean He’s “Anti-Muggle"
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August 1, 2017In Memoriam: Anthony Scaramucci’s 10-Day Tenure as White House Communications Director
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July 19, 2017Introducing Passivism: Feminism for Women Who Need to Be Liked