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    A Feminist Fever Dream Written By a Men’s Rights Activist
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  • January 26, 2018
    I Don’t Mean to Be Difficult, But I Really, Really Don’t Want to Get Shot
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  • January 23, 2018
    Just Because Voldemort Assembled an Army of Warlocks to Destroy All Muggles, It Doesn’t Mean He’s “Anti-Muggle"
    by Cara Michelle Smith
  • August 1, 2017
    In Memoriam: Anthony Scaramucci’s 10-Day Tenure as White House Communications Director
    by Cara Michelle Smith
  • July 19, 2017
    Introducing Passivism: Feminism for Women Who Need to Be Liked
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