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Eduardo Martinez Jr.

Eduardo Martinez Jr. is an Atlanta-based writer, attorney, master-of-ceremonies and AKC-registered Siberian Husky. He holds degrees from New York University, the Emory University School of Law, and the Jason Bourne School of Navigating European Capitals.