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Articles by
Eric Hague
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May 7, 2013A Few Words From a Genetically Modified Eggplant
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December 6, 2012Welcome to My Rare and Antiquarian eBook Shop
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October 24, 2012Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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August 28, 2012I Don’t Think Liberals Realize We’ve Been Joking About the Whole Homophobia Thing
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July 24, 2012In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Let Lord Voldemort Start His Own Super PAC
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March 29, 2012The Supreme Court Issues a 5-4 Decision on Where to Order Lunch
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December 12, 2011Look, We Can Either Study for Our Law School Finals, or We Can Bring About the Violent Dissolution of the American Legal System
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November 8, 2011A Stripped-Down, Compromised Draft of the American Jobs Act
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June 2, 2011Actually, “STFU” is an Initialism, Not an Acronym
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August 12, 2010Our Daughter Isn’t a Selfish Brat; Your Son Just Hasn’t Read Atlas Shrugged
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July 9, 2010Retraction: There is In Fact Such a Thing as a Virus that Puts Porn on Your Computer
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May 27, 2010A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit