Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Eric Hague
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May 7, 2013Monologue: A Few Words From a Genetically Modified Eggplant
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December 6, 2012Welcome to My Rare and Antiquarian eBook Shop
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October 24, 2012Monologue: Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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August 28, 2012I Don’t Think Liberals Realize We’ve Been Joking About the Whole Homophobia Thing
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July 24, 2012In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Let Lord Voldemort Start His Own Super PAC
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March 29, 2012The Supreme Court Issues a 5-4 Decision on Where to Order Lunch
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December 12, 2011Look, We Can Either Study for Our Law School Finals, or We Can Bring About the Violent Dissolution of the American Legal System
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November 8, 2011A Stripped-Down, Compromised Draft of the American Jobs Act
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June 2, 2011Actually, “STFU” is an Initialism, Not an Acronym
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August 12, 2010Our Daughter Isn’t a Selfish Brat; Your Son Just Hasn’t Read Atlas Shrugged
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July 9, 2010Retraction: There is In Fact Such a Thing as a Virus that Puts Porn on Your Computer
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May 27, 2010A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 29, 2019My Fiancé and I Want For Nothing, Save For a Picnicking Backpack, $800 Worth of Cheeseboards, and the 168 Other Items On Our Wedding Registry
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—With Measles