Articles by
Eric Hague
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May 7, 2013Monologue: A Few Words From a Genetically Modified Eggplant
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December 6, 2012Welcome to My Rare and Antiquarian eBook Shop
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October 24, 2012Monologue: Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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August 28, 2012I Don’t Think Liberals Realize We’ve Been Joking About the Whole Homophobia Thing
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July 24, 2012In Hindsight, Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Let Lord Voldemort Start His Own Super PAC
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March 29, 2012The Supreme Court Issues a 5-4 Decision on Where to Order Lunch
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December 12, 2011Look, We Can Either Study for Our Law School Finals, or We Can Bring About the Violent Dissolution of the American Legal System
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November 8, 2011A Stripped-Down, Compromised Draft of the American Jobs Act
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June 2, 2011Actually, “STFU” is an Initialism, Not an Acronym
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August 12, 2010Our Daughter Isn’t a Selfish Brat; Your Son Just Hasn’t Read Atlas Shrugged
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July 9, 2010Retraction: There is In Fact Such a Thing as a Virus that Puts Porn on Your Computer
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May 27, 2010A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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June 9, 2017An Excerpt From James Comey’s Closed Hearing Before the Senate Intelligence Committee
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June 19, 2017An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
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June 15, 2017List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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June 23, 2017In-Flight Announcements of the Future