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Ilana Gordon
Ilana Gordon is a writer and comic currently living in Los Angeles. Follow her on Twitter. Do not follow her in real life.
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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May 8, 2020Your Mother Leads a Guided Meditation
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October 18, 2019Welcome to the Tenth Circle of Hell: The Dance Circle
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July 11, 2019Federal Sentencing Guidelines for Billionaires
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics
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March 14, 2019I Want a President I Can Drink a Beer With
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January 15, 2019It’s Time to Take Up Arms In the War Against Toxic Masculinity
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November 7, 2018Now That I’ve Finished Burning Down Your Village, It’s Time For Us to Come Together and Heal
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October 31, 2018Thank You For Participating In America’s Annual Voter Purge
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August 10, 2011Mary Poppins: A Job Review
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November 12, 2010An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex
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November 20, 2020Quiz: Should You Expose Your Relative to COVID-19 This Thanksgiving?
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November 20, 2020The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks