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Ilana Gordon
Ilana Gordon is a writer and comic currently living in Los Angeles. Follow her on Twitter. Do not follow her in real life.
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March 14, 2019I Want a President I Can Drink a Beer With
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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