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Jamie Allen is a writer based in Atlanta and the creator of the Squirrel Census.

  • March 12, 2019
    Caveman Rejection Letters
    by Jamie Allen
  • January 17, 2017
    Letter from John Lewis’s Fifth Congressional District of Hell
    by Jamie Allen
  • February 18, 2014
    The Wolf of Writing Street
    by Jamie Allen
  • October 31, 2013
    Common Household Ghosts
    by Jamie Allen
  • July 16, 2013
    We Are a Creative Agency Specializing in All Your Branding Needs
    by Jamie Allen
  • September 17, 2012
    Top Behavior Problems in Dogs
    by Jamie Allen
  • September 24, 2010
    Animal House
    by Jamie Allen
  • May 6, 2010
    Exercise Fad: Kid Crossfit
    by Jamie Allen
  • October 21, 2009
    Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
    by Jamie Allen
  • June 19, 2009
    Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
    by Jamie Allen
  • June 6, 2008
    My Campaign Speech to My Parents
    by Jamie Allen
  • December 12, 2007
    Other Moments In a Soccer Player’s Life
    by Jamie Allen
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