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Articles by
Jamie Allen
Jamie Allen is a writer based in Atlanta and the creator of the Squirrel Census.
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March 12, 2019Caveman Rejection Letters
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January 17, 2017Letter from John Lewis’s Fifth Congressional District of Hell
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February 18, 2014The Wolf of Writing Street
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October 31, 2013Common Household Ghosts
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July 16, 2013We Are a Creative Agency Specializing in All Your Branding Needs
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September 17, 2012Top Behavior Problems in Dogs
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September 24, 2010Animal House
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May 6, 2010Exercise Fad: Kid Crossfit
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October 21, 2009Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
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June 19, 2009Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
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June 6, 2008My Campaign Speech to My Parents
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December 12, 2007Other Moments In a Soccer Player’s Life
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 20, 2021The Immortan Joe Administration Releases the 2776 Report
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January 20, 2021It’s Me, OLD GUY, the Undeveloped Character in Your Screenplay
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?