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Articles by
Jamie Allen
Jamie Allen is a writer based in Atlanta and the creator of the Squirrel Census.
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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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March 12, 2019Caveman Rejection Letters
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January 17, 2017Letter from John Lewis’s Fifth Congressional District of Hell
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February 18, 2014The Wolf of Writing Street
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October 31, 2013Common Household Ghosts
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July 16, 2013We Are a Creative Agency Specializing in All Your Branding Needs
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September 17, 2012Top Behavior Problems in Dogs
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September 24, 2010Animal House
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May 6, 2010Exercise Fad: Kid Crossfit
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October 21, 2009Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
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June 19, 2009Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
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June 6, 2008My Campaign Speech to My Parents
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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