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Articles by
Jamie Allen
Jamie Allen is a writer based in Atlanta and the creator of the Squirrel Census.
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March 12, 2019Caveman Rejection Letters
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January 17, 2017Letter from John Lewis’s Fifth Congressional District of Hell
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February 18, 2014The Wolf of Writing Street
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October 31, 2013Common Household Ghosts
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July 16, 2013We Are a Creative Agency Specializing in All Your Branding Needs
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September 17, 2012Top Behavior Problems in Dogs
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September 24, 2010Animal House
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May 6, 2010Exercise Fad: Kid Crossfit
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October 21, 2009Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
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June 19, 2009Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
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June 6, 2008My Campaign Speech to My Parents
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December 12, 2007Other Moments In a Soccer Player’s Life
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 5, 2021Brood X or Gen X?
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 13, 2021Signs Your Genetic Predisposition to Addiction Has Manifested in Crafting, Specifically in Obsessive Visits to Michaels
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April 13, 2021William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count
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April 12, 2021Classic Video Games for Adjunct Professors