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Jamie Allen
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January 17, 2017Letter from John Lewis’s Fifth Congressional District of Hell
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February 18, 2014The Wolf of Writing Street
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October 31, 2013Common Household Ghosts
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July 16, 2013We Are a Creative Agency Specializing in All Your Branding Needs
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September 17, 2012Top Behavior Problems in Dogs
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September 24, 2010Animal House
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May 6, 2010Exercise Fad: Kid Crossfit
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October 21, 2009Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
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June 19, 2009Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
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June 6, 2008My Campaign Speech to My Parents
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December 12, 2007Other Moments In a Soccer Player’s Life
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October 9, 2007How I’d Communicate My Feelings About Starbucks’ Wi Fi Policy If I Were A Soap Opera Writer, A Hollywood Screenwriter, A Sci Fi Writer, A Playwright, Or An E Mail Writer
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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