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Janine Annett
Janine Annett lives in New York, in a house full of piles of books, with her husband, son, and dog. Her writing has also appeared in the New York Times, the Rumpus, and other places. Her website is janineannett.com.
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December 27, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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November 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Tribe Dark Chocolate Hummus
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May 1, 2019Reviews of New Food: Orange Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar
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March 4, 2019Casual Questions for the Chronically Coughing Colleague in Your Open Office
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August 31, 2017How to Log In to the Student Portal
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December 22, 2016A Few Minor Requests Before You Take Your Holiday Vacation
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director