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Janine Annett
Janine Annett lives in New York and is the author of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old. Her writing has also appeared in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, the New York Times, and other places.
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July 30, 2021A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
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June 23, 2021I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old
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June 10, 2021High Noon Sun Sips
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January 25, 2021Doctor, Please Help, I’m Feeling Optimistic
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September 10, 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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July 16, 2020Help, I Have a Sporty Kid
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July 14, 2020Mom Hair Through the Ages
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November 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Tribe Dark Chocolate Hummus
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September 10, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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May 1, 2019Reviews of New Food: Orange Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar
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March 4, 2019Casual Questions for the Chronically Coughing Colleague in Your Open Office
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August 31, 2017How to Log In to the Student Portal
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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