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Janine Annett lives in New York and is the author of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old. Her writing has also appeared in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, the New York Times, and other places.

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    A User Manual for Your New Home Alarm System, D.O.G.
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    FAQ About Your CSA
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    A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
    by Janine Annett
  • June 23, 2021
    I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old
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  • June 10, 2021
    Reviews of New Food: High Noon Sun Sips
    by Janine Annett
  • January 25, 2021
    Doctor, Please Help, I’m Feeling Optimistic
    by Janine Annett
  • September 10, 2020
    New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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