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Janine Annett
Janine Annett lives in New York and is the author of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old. Her writing has also appeared in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, the New York Times, and other places.
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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November 14, 2024Names for Different Groups of Women
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August 7, 2024An Oral History of My Aging Body
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November 28, 2023Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
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September 21, 2023Things That Count as Writing
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April 19, 2023All My Real Estate Fantasies
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February 10, 2023The Real Stages of Grief
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July 6, 2022These Swimsuits Need Good Homes
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May 24, 2022A User Manual for Your New Home Alarm System, D.O.G.
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October 15, 2021FAQ About Your CSA
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July 30, 2021A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”
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June 23, 2021I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old
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