Kevin Shay

List: Upcoming and Much-Needed Thomas Frank Titles

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: A Name-Tag Snafu at the Annual Spice Girls/ Smurfs/ Seven Dwarfs Convention

One Morning, At The Office

The Twelve Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous and The Twelve Steps of Creating a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon (as Listed on the MacyParade.com Web Site), Head to Head

List: Searching for Orthographical Consensus by Counting Search Results on Google.com, Part One: The Leader of Libya

Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates

My Dogme95 Confession

List: Percentages of Internet Users Genuinely Engaged in the Action in Column “A” While Typing the Abbreviation in Column “B.”

List: Terms That Corporate America Should Consider Using in Place of “Going Forward.”

Hypothetical Transcript of the Discussion Leading to the Decision to Euthanize Hsing-Hsing the Giant Panda

Fake Memo about Superman’s Vision.

Plath or Gabrielle?