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Kevin Shay
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May 26, 2005Upcoming and Much-Needed Thomas Frank Titles
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September 10, 2003McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: A Name-Tag Snafu at the Annual Spice Girls/ Smurfs/ Seven Dwarfs Convention
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August 20, 2001One Morning, At The Office
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November 23, 2000The Twelve Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous and The Twelve Steps of Creating a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon (as Listed on the MacyParade.com Web Site), Head to Head
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October 24, 2000Searching for Orthographical Consensus by Counting Search Results on Google.com, Part One: The Leader of Libya
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June 14, 2000Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates
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March 14, 2000My Dogme95 Confession
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January 17, 2000Percentages of Internet Users Genuinely Engaged in the Action in Column “A” While Typing the Abbreviation in Column “B.”
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January 10, 2000Terms That Corporate America Should Consider Using in Place of “Going Forward.”
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December 3, 1999Hypothetical Transcript of the Discussion Leading to the Decision to Euthanize Hsing-Hsing the Giant Panda
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September 24, 1999Fake Memo about Superman’s Vision.
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July 14, 1999Plath or Gabrielle?
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