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Liza McKeon
Liza Mackeen-Shapiro is a high school senior from NYC with a passion for comedy, politics, and La Croix. She can be found telling anyone who will listen to read B.J. Novak’s essay “My Unhappy Rendezvous with Magical Realism” or vocalizing along to the 30 Rock theme song.
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 26, 2019List: Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!