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Liza McKeon

Liza Mackeen-Shapiro is a high school senior from NYC with a passion for comedy, politics, and La Croix. She can be found telling anyone who will listen to read B.J. Novak’s essay “My Unhappy Rendezvous with Magical Realism” or vocalizing along to the 30 Rock theme song.

August 18, 2017

I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit

by Liza McKeon

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