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Articles by
Lucas Gardner
Lucas Gardner is a comedy writer in Queens, NY. He recently worked as a writer on the forthcoming TBS series “Miracle Workers.” He is the author of the comic novels Quietly, From Afar… (2015) and Contemptible Blue (2017). More of his work can be found at www.LucasGardnersThings.com.
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October 15, 2018Please Purchase My Personal Data From Me Directly
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January 26, 2015Please Greenlight My Television Show About Several Young White People Trying to Make it In the Big City
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September 10, 2014Please Steal My Vespa
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