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Scott Douglas
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August 27, 2010Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 38: Rules of Conduct
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May 21, 2010Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 37: The Windsor Knot
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February 18, 2010Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 36
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December 3, 2009Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 35: Hot Coffee
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October 14, 2009Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 34
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July 1, 2009Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 33: Not Posted Rules of the Library
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June 12, 2009Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 32: The Librarian: A Twitter Story
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February 10, 2009Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 31: People Who Come Into the Library That I Try to Avoid
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August 19, 2008Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 30: The Library Brawl
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May 27, 2008Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 29: The Firemen
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March 3, 2008Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 28
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December 12, 2007Dispatches From a Public Librarian: Dispatch 27
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