Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Stephen Statler
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June 18, 2018It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead
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May 17, 2018List: How Little League Baseball Turns Dads Into Assholes: A Mathematical Equation
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October 11, 2017Questions and Answers from Donald Trump’s IQ Test
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October 5, 2017List: Things Rex Tillerson Did Not Call Donald Trump
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November 5, 2015A Week of Radically Honest Pillow Talk
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December 9, 2014Dad, Can I Please Get Machine Gun Your Face 4 for Christmas?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe