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Stephen Statler
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June 18, 2018It Looks Like I’m Gonna Be Super Busy Til I’m Dead
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May 17, 2018How Little League Baseball Turns Dads Into Assholes: A Mathematical Equation
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October 11, 2017Questions and Answers from Donald Trump’s IQ Test
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October 5, 2017Things Rex Tillerson Did Not Call Donald Trump
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November 5, 2015A Week of Radically Honest Pillow Talk
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December 9, 2014Dad, Can I Please Get Machine Gun Your Face 4 for Christmas?
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January 15, 2021
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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January 15, 2021Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party
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January 15, 2021Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053