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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons has contributed to McSweeney’s since 2006, so she probably should get a plaque for god’s sake. She’s a writer who writes a lot of things, but mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. Her middle-grade novel “Ginger Mancino, Kid Comedian” and her middle-age essay collection “I’m Wearing Tunics Now” are both out in 2022.
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 26, 2023Seeking Representation for My Unbannable Book
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August 9, 2023Email Greetings for Modern Times
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June 15, 2023Names for Your Middle-Aged Dad Band
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March 23, 2023This Month’s Perimenopausal Horoscope
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December 5, 2022I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All
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November 15, 2022I’m Wearing Tunics Now
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November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
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June 29, 2022We’re Sorry We Caused the Tampon Shortage
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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February 14, 2022Anniversary Gifts: Traditional, Modern, and I Just Binged Yellowjackets
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October 27, 2021Halloween Costumes We Already Have in Our Closet
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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