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Articles by
Wendy C. Ortiz
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September 4, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: What a Difference a Year Makes
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August 20, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: This is Not Nirvana
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July 25, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Dabs, Girlz, and Restraining Orders
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June 27, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: High Witness
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June 3, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: A Celestial Gallery of Venice Beach
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May 8, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Drifting Sand
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April 22, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Happy 4/20
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March 27, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Budtender Customer Service and You
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February 25, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: This is an Empty Storefront
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January 30, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Winner Winner, No Chicken Dinner
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January 10, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: The Modern Metropolitan Root Cellar
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December 3, 2013On the Trail of Mary Jane: The Benefits of Membership
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
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