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Articles by
Wendy C. Ortiz
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September 4, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: What a Difference a Year Makes
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August 20, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: This is Not Nirvana
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July 25, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Dabs, Girlz, and Restraining Orders
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June 27, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: High Witness
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June 3, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: A Celestial Gallery of Venice Beach
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May 8, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Drifting Sand
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April 22, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Happy 4/20
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March 27, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Budtender Customer Service and You
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February 25, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: This is an Empty Storefront
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January 30, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: Winner Winner, No Chicken Dinner
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January 10, 2014On the Trail of Mary Jane: The Modern Metropolitan Root Cellar
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December 3, 2013On the Trail of Mary Jane: The Benefits of Membership
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056 -
January 20, 2021A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency
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January 22, 2021Now That I Am Old Enough to Enroll in Medicare, I Am Against Socialized Medicine
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule