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Articles by
Whitney Pastorek
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March 11, 2003An Interview With David Kirk, Tuba Player and Musicians’ Spokesman, About the Houston Symphany Going On Strike, Conducted February 20, 2003
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March 10, 2003An Interview With Christine Pastorek, Violinist and Personnel Manager, About the Houston Symphany Going On Strike, Conducted February 20, 2003
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January 21, 2003Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Piotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture.”
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February 15, 2002A Modern Instrument, An Interview With Robert Pastorek, About His New Bass And The Houston Symphony’s New Season
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August 31, 2001Odd Occurrences: An Interview With Robert Pastorek, A Professional Symphony Musician, Part Two
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August 30, 2001Odd Occurrences: An Interview With Robert Pastorek, A Professional Symphony Musician, Part One.
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August 10, 2000Take the Pepsi Challenge
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March 15, 2000The Red Wing Shoe Factory: Nine Points of Interest
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?