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Whitney Pastorek
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March 11, 2003An Interview With David Kirk, Tuba Player and Musicians’ Spokesman, About the Houston Symphany Going On Strike, Conducted February 20, 2003
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March 10, 2003An Interview With Christine Pastorek, Violinist and Personnel Manager, About the Houston Symphany Going On Strike, Conducted February 20, 2003
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January 21, 2003Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Piotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture.”
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February 15, 2002A Modern Instrument, An Interview With Robert Pastorek, About His New Bass And The Houston Symphony’s New Season
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August 31, 2001Odd Occurrences: An Interview With Robert Pastorek, A Professional Symphony Musician, Part Two
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August 30, 2001Odd Occurrences: An Interview With Robert Pastorek, A Professional Symphony Musician, Part One.
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August 10, 2000Take the Pepsi Challenge
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March 15, 2000The Red Wing Shoe Factory: Nine Points of Interest
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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