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Announcing the New Believer Classifieds Section


This September, CLASSIFIED advertisements are making a return to the printed page, where they can enjoy a long, healthy, semi-permanent existence on acid-free recycled paper. If you have a message to convey to the world (including but not limited to limericks, love letters, song lyrics, marriage proposals, and under-appreciated tweets) but hadn’t heretofore found a medium worthy of your words, consider this your moment: the Believer is introducing a “Classifieds” section at the inarguably reasonable cost of $1 per word. Ads can be placed by visiting, calling (415) 642-5609, or emailing (use “classified submission” in the subject line). All submissions subject to editorial approval and nit-picking.

(To download the mockup pictured below, click here.)