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Counting Down Our 20 Most-Read Articles of 2022

 

We’re wrapping up 2022 by revealing our 20 most-read pieces of the year. This chart will be updated multiple times a day throughout this week until we get to #1. Thanks to all our contributors and readers this year!

20. TEVYE FROM FIDDLER ON THE ROOF, NOW A RICH MAN, RECEIVES A LETTER FROM HIS HOA
by Stephen Ruddy

19. MY FAVORITE CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE IS DAYCARE
by Sarah Suksiri

18. WE ARE AN ANTI-ABORTION COUPLE, AND DON’T WORRY, WE WILL ADOPT YOUR BABY
by Lucy Huber

17. FISHER-PRICE RECALLS THE DELUXE KICK ’N PLAY PIANO GYM FOR HAVING TOO MANY BOPS
by Laura Foody

16. WELCOME TO THE MIDDLE-AGED RESTAURANT. PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING
by Wendi Aarons and Denise Schipani

15. HOW NON-LIBRARIANS IMAGINE A LIBRARIAN’S TYPICAL WORKDAY
by John Howard Hughes

14. EVERY EPISODE OF A TELEVISION SHOW WRITTEN BY JULIAN FELLOWES
by Shannon Reed

13. HOW WE WILL SEPARATE YOU FROM ANY LINGERING HOPE AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS OF TODAY’S FACULTY MEETING
by Julie Cadman-Kim

12. WE ARE A PICTURESQUE SMALL TOWN, AND WE REFUSE TO BE THE SETTING FOR YOUR ROMANTIC COMEDY
by Rachel Mans McKenny

11. I’M WEARING TUNICS NOW
by Wendi Aarons

10. HERE’S WHY YOU’RE WRONG FOR SUPPORTING EITHER IN-PERSON OR VIRTUAL SCHOOL
by Chandler Dean

9. THE NINE MONTHS OF PREGNANCY, RANKED FROM WORST TO BEST
By Kristen Mulrooney

8. I’M TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET, AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CONTROVERSIAL OSCARS NIGHT
by Emily Flake

7. MATH CONCEPTS THE STATE OF FLORIDA FINDS OBJECTIONABLE
by Carlos Greaves

6. THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE PERIMENOPAUSE HOTLINE, WHERE OUR HOLD TIMES ARE COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE
By Kathryn Baecht

5. IF I EMAILED MY PARENTS LIKE DEMOCRATS EMAIL ME
by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean

4. SELECTED NEGATIVE TEACHING EVALUATIONS OF JESUS CHRIST
by Amanda Lehr

3. A PARENT’S TYPICAL DAY, AS ENVISIONED BY MY CHILD’S PRESCHOOL
by Ruti Wen

2. WHAT YOUR FAVORITE SAD DAD BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU
by John Moe

1. A NOTE OF REASSURANCE FROM YOUR SCHOOL DISTRICT REGARDING OUR UPDATED OMICRON POLICIES
by Kara Baskin