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Wholphin Submissions


Please send your Wholphin submissions to:

Wholphin Submissions
849 Valencia St.
San Francisco, CA 94110

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Please include a letter that states definitively whether or not you have secured the commercial-distribution rights to the film you are submitting, and further, please state “Yes” or “No” as to whether the submitted film has any unresolved legal-clearance problems for commercial distribution, including SAG fees, music-clearance issues, trademarks/logos/copyrights, etc.

Please don’t send us:
Illegal things, or that totally hilarious flash animation you saw on the Internet.

Please do send us:
Short films, music videos, investigative-science segments, guest lectures, sketches, unfinished films, or other films that deserve to be seen but may not have been seen elsewhere.