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Our 18 Most-Read Articles of 2018

 

18. I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes
by HOMA MOJTABAI

17. I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
by ANDREW PAUL

16. Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50
by LAURA WINTHER GALAVIZ

15. I Am Eric Trump. My Family Won’t Let Me Talk Because I Am an Anarcho-Feminist Committed to Kurdish Liberation
by DAVID BRADLEY ISENBERG

14. If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
by SARA CHEVALLIER

13. Excuse Me While I Teach Your Child, But First I Must…
by STEFANI BOUTELIER

12. FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot
by ROSS WOLINSKY

11. A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
by TAYLOR KAY PHILLIPS

10. What Your Myers-Briggs Type Says About Whether You’ll Take the Myers-Briggs Test
by ALEX BAIA and ERICA LIES

9. Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
by DEVORAH BLACHOR

8. I, Too, Grew Up In the Crime-Ridden Streets of Bethesda, Maryland
by JESSICA M. GOLDSTEIN

7. Nihilist Dad Jokes
by ALEX BAIA

6. I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
by WENDI AARONS

5. More Appropriate White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner Jokes for 2019
by TEDDY WAYNE

4. Toddler Feelings Helpline
by SARA GIVEN

3. 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
by ISABELLA GIOVANNINI

2. New Erotica for Feminists
by CAITLIN KUNKEL, BROOKE PRESTON, FIONA TAYLOR, and CARRIE WITTMER

1. If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
by SHANNON REED