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August 21, 2018The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History
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January 16, 2018A Married Couple Revises Their Celebrity Freebies
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September 16, 2016Vogue Asked Kendall Jenner 73 Questions and Yet We Still Know Nothing About Her Thoughts on Gerrymandering. Here Are Seven Additional Questions We Demand She Answer. Now
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September 7, 2016Boyfriend Application for High Profile Celebrity
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August 18, 2016No One is Sadder Than I Am About the Most Recent Celebrity Death
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October 12, 2015I Love My Fans
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February 20, 2015Follow-Up Red Carpet Questions for Female Celebrities
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September 28, 2012An Open Letter to the Childhood Icon I Happen to Be Meeting With in a Professional Capacity
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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