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May 24, 2022An Open Letter to Women’s Magazines Who Promote Body Positivity with Totally Not Photoshopped Images of Naked Celebrities
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September 24, 2021Every Asian American Celebrity Interview
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June 11, 2019I Met a Famous Baby and He Was SO Much Nicer Than You’d Think
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August 21, 2018The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History
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January 16, 2018A Married Couple Revises Their Celebrity Freebies
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September 16, 2016Vogue Asked Kendall Jenner 73 Questions and Yet We Still Know Nothing About Her Thoughts on Gerrymandering. Here Are Seven Additional Questions We Demand She Answer. Now
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September 7, 2016Boyfriend Application for High Profile Celebrity
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August 18, 2016No One is Sadder Than I Am About the Most Recent Celebrity Death
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October 12, 2015I Love My Fans
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February 20, 2015Follow-Up Red Carpet Questions for Female Celebrities
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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