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All posts tagged
celebrities
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August 21, 2018The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History
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January 16, 2018A Married Couple Revises Their Celebrity Freebies
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September 16, 2016List: Vogue Asked Kendall Jenner 73 Questions and Yet We Still Know Nothing About Her Thoughts on Gerrymandering. Here Are Seven Additional Questions We Demand She Answer. Now
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September 7, 2016Boyfriend Application for High Profile Celebrity
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August 18, 2016No One is Sadder Than I Am About the Most Recent Celebrity Death
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October 12, 2015I Love My Fans
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February 20, 2015List: Follow-Up Red Carpet Questions for Female Celebrities
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September 28, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Childhood Icon I Happen to Be Meeting With in a Professional Capacity
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January 31, 2012Embarrassing Encounters With Famous People Who Are Easily Mistaken for Other Famous People
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March 3, 2011“Song of Myself 2011: Celebrity Heiress Edition.”
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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