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All posts tagged
college-applications
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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November 1, 2018Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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July 6, 2018Completely Neutral, Race-Blind College Admissions Questions
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October 23, 2017A Letter to Prospective Applicants From a Prestigious University
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October 13, 2017How to Write Your Teen’s College Essay
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August 22, 2017How I Overcame Adversity (Which Has Nothing to Do With the Plot of the Hit 1998 Motion Picture Mulan)
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October 6, 2016A College Applicant’s Love Letter
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March 26, 2015An Honest College Rejection Letter
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August 22, 2009A Subway Performer’s Application Essay to Juilliard
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