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All posts tagged
college-applications
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November 1, 2018Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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July 6, 2018List: Completely Neutral, Race-Blind College Admissions Questions
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October 23, 2017A Letter to Prospective Applicants From a Prestigious University
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October 13, 2017How to Write Your Teen’s College Essay
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August 22, 2017How I Overcame Adversity (Which Has Nothing to Do With the Plot of the Hit 1998 Motion Picture Mulan)
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October 6, 2016A College Applicant’s Love Letter
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March 26, 2015An Honest College Rejection Letter
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August 22, 2009A Subway Performer’s Application Essay to Juilliard
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April 12, 2007Monologue: William Smith: The College-Application Essay
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell