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All posts tagged
college-applications
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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December 21, 2021Common App Essays by Shakespeare Characters
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July 12, 2021Allison, This Is Your Future College, and We’re Here to Ruin Your Life
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December 2, 2020“Home Away from Home Alone”: A College Admissions Essay by Kevin McCallister
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October 27, 2020College Application Essay Prompts For the 2020-2021 Cycle
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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November 1, 2018Samples of College Admissions Essays Freely Available for Applicants to Build Upon
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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July 6, 2018Completely Neutral, Race-Blind College Admissions Questions
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October 23, 2017A Letter to Prospective Applicants From a Prestigious University
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 26, 2022Oh, You Think You’re a Real Star Wars Fan? Name Three of Its Stars You’ve Bullied Off Social Media