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All posts tagged
corporations
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March 1, 2023How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?
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October 25, 2022You’re Not Going to Believe This, but We Here at Adidas Completely Missed Kanye’s Recent Antisemitic Activity
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August 16, 2022About Our New Corporate Bloodletting Program
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June 24, 2022I’m Closing My Evil Lair and Hiring Corporate Lobbyists
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January 25, 2022The Biggest Issue Facing America Right Now Is People Stealing Puffy Jackets from Multi-Billion Dollar Corporations
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July 19, 2021Blood Diamond Capital Is Part of the Solution
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April 29, 2021We’re Acquiring Your Company, But Don’t Worry, It’ll Be Weeks Before You’re Laid Off
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April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100 Percent Carbon-Free by the Year 3000
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April 7, 2021The Only Acceptable Form of Free Speech Is Giving Me Money
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning