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All posts tagged
corporations
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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May 30, 2017I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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January 26, 2017It’s Hard to Describe What We Do Here at Goldman Sachs, So Let’s Just Say We Take Money From the Poor and Give It to the Rich
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January 23, 2017I Bring the Soul-Defiling Spirit of True Norwegian Black Metal to Our Corporate Office Environment
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December 23, 2016Wells Fargo is Pleased to Announce Its Brand New Reputation
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December 21, 2016A Note on the Future of Santa’s Workshop
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December 13, 2016Greeting Cards for Multinational Corporations
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October 13, 2016Marketing Tag Lines of American Universities, Paired With Other, Non-University Corporations
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February 18, 2016The Devil’s Workshop Undergoes Corporate Restructuring
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July 23, 2015An Open Letter to the Fracking Industry
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 10, 2025Massachusetts Road Signs
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
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January 16, 2025The Biggest Problem Threatening Our Country Is an App That Brings People Together