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All posts tagged
customer-service
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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April 10, 2017Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video
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January 13, 2016Frequently Asked Questions from Customers Calling the Customer Support Department of the STD Test Website I Work For
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April 3, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: I’ll Partition the Crap Out of You
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November 21, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: It’s a Trap!
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November 1, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: What’s Up With Your iPhone?
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November 14, 2006Responses to Recurrent Critiques of My Toothbrush of the Month Club Idea
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April 7, 2006A Mother Takes Over Amazon Customer Service
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May 11, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Changes to the Hotel California, Made in Response to Mr. Henley’s Recent Complaint
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April 16, 2004Correspondence from My Postal Plant Manager
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 19, 2024A Note from Your Child’s School About Its Apps and Websites
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September 19, 2024“Man Is Weak, and When He Makes Strength His Profession, He Is Weaker”: A Conversation with Wrestling Promoter Sean Görman About the Influence of the WWE on Trump’s Every Move
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September 19, 2024Every Type of Movie Sequel Title
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage