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    My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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    Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video
    by Connor McCausland
  • January 13, 2016
    Frequently Asked Questions from Customers Calling the Customer Support Department of the STD Test Website I Work For
    by Sonia Denis
  • April 3, 2014
    Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: I’ll Partition the Crap Out of You
    by J.K. Appleseed
  • November 21, 2013
    Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: It’s a Trap!
    by J.K. Appleseed
  • November 1, 2013
    Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: What’s Up With Your iPhone?
    by J.K. Appleseed
  • November 14, 2006
    Responses to Recurrent Critiques of My Toothbrush of the Month Club Idea
    by Jay Wexler
  • April 7, 2006
    A Mother Takes Over Amazon Customer Service
    by Nathaniel Missildine
  • May 11, 2004
    John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Changes to the Hotel California, Made in Response to Mr. Henley’s Recent Complaint
    by John Moe
  • April 16, 2004
    Correspondence from My Postal Plant Manager
    by Judson Merrill
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