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All posts tagged
customer-service
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April 10, 2017Transcript of United Airlines’ New Safety Video
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January 13, 2016List: Frequently Asked Questions from Customers Calling the Customer Support Department of the STD Test Website I Work For
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April 3, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: I’ll Partition the Crap Out of You
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November 21, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: It’s a Trap!
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November 1, 2013Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: What’s Up With Your iPhone?
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November 14, 2006Responses to Recurrent Critiques of My Toothbrush of the Month Club Idea
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April 7, 2006A Mother Takes Over Amazon Customer Service
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May 11, 2004John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: Changes to the Hotel California, Made in Response to Mr. Henley’s Recent Complaint
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April 16, 2004Correspondence from My Postal Plant Manager
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe