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All posts tagged
dancing
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May 29, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Gathered More Rosebuds
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February 20, 2024Common Questions About My Funny Cowboy Dance
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August 31, 2023I, Kitty Bennett, Have Fallen for a Man Who Busted Out the Splits on the Dance Floor
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July 7, 2023Men’s Hand Motions When Dancing
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December 10, 2021We’re Sorry, You Can’t Join Our Street Gang Because You Don’t Know Ballet
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March 8, 2021I Served as Acting Assistant Secretary for Intelligence Under Trump, I Was Deployed to Iraq with a GS-11 Rank, and This Is My Application for Dancing with the Stars
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February 25, 2020Our Gang Is Only For Tough Guys Who Will Also Participate In Our Thought Exercise About Which Dogs Would Be Prettiest As Human Ladies
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October 18, 2019Welcome to the Tenth Circle of Hell: The Dance Circle
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May 9, 2019Reviews of New Food: NuttZo Organic Paleo Chocolate Power Fuel
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian