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All posts tagged
death
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January 25, 2021What I’d Say to Paul Hollywood If I Were on The Great British Bake Off
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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May 6, 2020The Pro-Life Party Rebrands Itself
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April 21, 2020As Your Governor, I Can Assure You the Coming Human Sacrifice Is Worth It
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January 10, 2020What Your Instagram Filter Says About Your Perspective On the Inevitability of Death
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January 7, 2020Don’t Worry: Bears Are More Afraid of You Than You Are of Dying Alone
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November 4, 2019An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream
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August 26, 2019David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father
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April 30, 2019Making Friends After 400
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December 18, 2018Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian