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All posts tagged
death
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October 2, 2017A Mother’s Curse for Congress After It Let CHIP Funding for Nine Million Children Expire
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September 22, 2017The Coffin Industry Proudly Supports the Graham-Cassidy Health Care Bill
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September 21, 2017Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?
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June 28, 2017My Name is Mitch McConnell and I Owe Thanatos, the God of Death, 22 Million Human Souls
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June 26, 2017Son, Death is Just a Natural Part of the Legislative Process
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May 16, 2017List: 11 Beers You Must Drink Before You Die
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December 9, 2016Monologue: The Grim Reaper is Just Your Everyday, Average Millennial
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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November 8, 2016Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin
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November 2, 2016Introducing Sallie Mae’s Reincarnation Loan – The Loan That Lets You Pay Back Your Student Debt Over Several Lifetimes
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 21, 2019Summary of Benefits and Coverage For Your New Garbage Health Insurance
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August 21, 2019List: Love Languages of a Male Feminist
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August 21, 2019Your Townie Neighbor Providing Directions In Your Rapidly Gentrifying Neighborhood
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August 20, 2019The Book of Genesis’s Genesis: The Genesis of the Band Genesis