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TIMOTHY McSWEENEY'S QUARTERLY CONCERN
All posts tagged
death
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September 22, 2017The Coffin Industry Proudly Supports the Graham-Cassidy Health Care Bill
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September 21, 2017Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?
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June 28, 2017My Name is Mitch McConnell and I Owe Thanatos, the God of Death, 22 Million Human Souls
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June 26, 2017Son, Death is Just a Natural Part of the Legislative Process
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May 16, 2017List: 11 Beers You Must Drink Before You Die
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December 9, 2016Monologue: The Grim Reaper is Just Your Everyday, Average Millennial
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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November 8, 2016Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin
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November 2, 2016Introducing Sallie Mae’s Reincarnation Loan – The Loan That Lets You Pay Back Your Student Debt Over Several Lifetimes
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October 13, 2016Are You the Next Rock Star Social Media Manager Who’s Willing to Literally Die for Content?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 29, 2019My Fiancé and I Want For Nothing, Save For a Picnicking Backpack, $800 Worth of Cheeseboards, and the 168 Other Items On Our Wedding Registry
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—With Measles