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All posts tagged
death
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September 21, 2017Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?
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June 28, 2017My Name is Mitch McConnell and I Owe Thanatos, the God of Death, 22 Million Human Souls
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June 26, 2017Son, Death is Just a Natural Part of the Legislative Process
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May 16, 201711 Beers You Must Drink Before You Die
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December 9, 2016The Grim Reaper is Just Your Everyday, Average Millennial
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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November 8, 2016Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin
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November 2, 2016Introducing Sallie Mae’s Reincarnation Loan – The Loan That Lets You Pay Back Your Student Debt Over Several Lifetimes
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October 13, 2016Are You the Next Rock Star Social Media Manager Who’s Willing to Literally Die for Content?
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August 18, 2016No One is Sadder Than I Am About the Most Recent Celebrity Death
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056