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All posts tagged

dialogues

  • October 18, 2010
    Small Talks
    by Sloan Schang
  • February 18, 2010
    Harriet and Wendy Discuss Their Yogurts in Minor Indulgences
    by Michael McGrath
  • March 16, 2006
    The End Of My Marriage, Rendered In The Elegant Phraseology Of Celebrities
    by Jennifer Byrne
  • February 16, 2004
    List: Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
    by Brian Sack
  • September 16, 2002
    List: Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill
    by Greg Knauss
  • September 3, 2002
    List: All of Chewbacca’s Dialogue in the Comic Book Version of The Empire Strikes Back
    by Brian McMullen
  • July 23, 2002
    Class Of ’76
    by Mike Topp
  • July 22, 2002
    AC/DC: The Board Meeting
    by John Kenyon
  • July 10, 2002
    Dialogue Between Two Teenagers, One Interested in Cars and One Not
    by Robert Schipts
  • June 26, 2002
    Actual Conversation with Roberta, Nine-Years-Old
    by Alexander Rose
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