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All posts tagged
dialogues
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October 18, 2010Small Talks
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February 18, 2010Harriet and Wendy Discuss Their Yogurts in Minor Indulgences
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March 16, 2006The End Of My Marriage, Rendered In The Elegant Phraseology Of Celebrities
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February 16, 2004Actual Dialogue from Radio Commercials That I’ve Been Asked to Deliver “Believably” As If Normal People Would Say Such Things
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September 16, 2002Rejected Dialogue for the Chinese Psy-Ops Officer in Pork Chop Hill
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September 3, 2002All of Chewbacca’s Dialogue in the Comic Book Version of The Empire Strikes Back
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July 23, 2002Class Of ’76
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July 22, 2002AC/DC: The Board Meeting
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July 10, 2002Dialogue Between Two Teenagers, One Interested in Cars and One Not
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June 26, 2002Actual Conversation with Roberta, Nine-Years-Old
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