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diaries
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December 5, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Four
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June 27, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Three
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July 24, 2006Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja
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March 17, 2006Further Excerpts From The Diary of an Aspiring Death Metal Frontman
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May 5, 2005Thursday and Empire: or, How a Typical Workday Can Seem More Important When Modeled As a Great Era in Western Civilization
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April 22, 2005If Only They Kept Diaries: Barbie
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March 29, 2005Sir Isaac Newton’s Notes, Before the Discovery of Gravity
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March 24, 2005I Have March Madness
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March 2, 2005If Only They Kept Diaries: Roadrunner
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December 15, 2004Johnson’s Life of Boswell
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant