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TIMOTHY McSWEENEY'S QUARTERLY CONCERN
All posts tagged
doctors
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June 21, 2018Diagnosis: Female
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January 29, 2018I’m Worried My Doctor May Have Watched Episodes of ER Instead of Going to Medical School
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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October 7, 2016List: Things to Discuss With My Doctor Before the Hysterectomy
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September 29, 2016Monologue: I Wish I Had More Than Eight Minutes With a Patient to Show Him I Don’t Care If He Lives or Dies
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July 12, 2016List: 50 Questions Doctors Ask Instead of Just Asking If I’m Gay
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December 15, 2015Trump’s Other Doctors Weigh In
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December 15, 2015Finding the Right Neurosurgeon for You
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December 8, 2015Doctor, It Hurts When I Nae Nae
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December 2, 2015A Doctor With a Horrible Bedside Manner Gives Some Very Bad News
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 29, 2019My Fiancé and I Want For Nothing, Save For a Picnicking Backpack, $800 Worth of Cheeseboards, and the 168 Other Items On Our Wedding Registry
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—With Measles