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All posts tagged
doctors
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June 21, 2018Diagnosis: Female
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January 29, 2018I’m Worried My Doctor May Have Watched Episodes of ER Instead of Going to Medical School
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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October 7, 2016List: Things to Discuss With My Doctor Before the Hysterectomy
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September 29, 2016Monologue: I Wish I Had More Than Eight Minutes With a Patient to Show Him I Don’t Care If He Lives or Dies
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July 12, 2016List: 50 Questions Doctors Ask Instead of Just Asking If I’m Gay
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December 15, 2015Trump’s Other Doctors Weigh In
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December 15, 2015Finding the Right Neurosurgeon for You
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December 8, 2015Doctor, It Hurts When I Nae Nae
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December 2, 2015A Doctor With a Horrible Bedside Manner Gives Some Very Bad News
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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