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All posts tagged
doctors
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November 7, 2023Questions for Your PCP About Having COVID in 2023
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July 6, 2023Your OBGYN’s Pain Scale: An Interpretive Guide
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June 14, 2023Please Listen as Dr. Steiner: The Colonoscopy King’s Menu Options Have Changed
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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August 24, 2022Unofficial Internal Medicine Orientation Manual for Sucker Third-Year Medical Students, 1982
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November 2, 2021I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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May 28, 2021Walt Whitman’s Doctor Annotates His Patient Intake Form
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May 27, 2021May the Telehealth Odds Be Ever in Your Favor
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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