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All posts tagged
drunk
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February 1, 2021Punxsutawney Phil Dumps His High School Crush Via Voicemail
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January 31, 2020Punxsutawney Phil Drunk Dials His High School Crush
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September 21, 2017I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk
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March 29, 2017The Saddest Places I’ve Drank While Visiting Home in the Suburbs
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December 19, 2011It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Formalities
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October 20, 2011WOOOOOOHHHH!!! (The Love Call of the Drunk Guy Outside My Window)
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January 10, 2011How to Cure a Hangover
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December 18, 2009Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tom, Drunk On the Christmas Tree Lot
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April 24, 2009A Performance Review From My Boss, the Inebriate
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August 25, 2008A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian