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I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk

The Saddest Places I’ve Drank While Visiting Home in the Suburbs

It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Formalities

WOOOOOOHHHH!!! (The Love Call of the Drunk Guy Outside My Window)

Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Cure a Hangover

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tom, Drunk On the Christmas Tree Lot

A Performance Review From My Boss, the Inebriate

A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial

A Drunken, Obnoxious, Imaginative, Unnecessary Best-Man Speech for a Friend’s Marriage of Convenience at the Municipal Building

Remembered Items Bid During an Apparently Drunken but Lucid Game of High Stakes Verbal “Trivia Poker,” as Overheard During Observance of the Leonid Meteor Showers, High Atop Skyline Boulevard in the Hills of Oakland, California