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November 30, 2015Dispatches from the War on Christmas Music: An Exercise in Inescapability: Follow the Christmastime Nostalgia Trail
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November 25, 2015Doing Science: The Wonkiness of Pure Bloodlines, and Their Unexpected Upsides
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November 23, 2015How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: The Liberal Arts Building
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October 28, 2015Doing Science: The Earth is Collapsing In On Itself, But Make Sure You Get a Good Night’s Sleep
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October 16, 2015Hijabi in Plain Sight: Back-to-School Edition
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October 13, 2015Inside Witnesses: One Crime’s Many Narratives: Dave, Customer: With James in His Final Moments
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October 9, 2015Best Joke Ever: Archer: A Show That Can Make Anything, Even Cancer, Funny
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October 5, 2015The Hidden Rich: A New Road
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September 22, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: The Situational Ethicist
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September 21, 2015Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 42: A Slow-Motion House Fire
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 29, 2019My Fiancé and I Want For Nothing, Save For a Picnicking Backpack, $800 Worth of Cheeseboards, and the 168 Other Items On Our Wedding Registry
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March 29, 2019List: Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—With Measles