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    Welcome to the Women’s Athleisure Association
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  • July 18, 2017
    A Few Questions Before We Decide to Let You Join Our Running Club
    by Sam Shelstad
  • June 20, 2017
    Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
    by Holly Theisen-Jones
  • May 10, 2017
    The Fitness Sensation Sweeping the Nation: Wearing Your T-Shirt in the Pool™!
    by Evan Hohenwarter
  • July 3, 2014
    Summer Motivations Group Fitness Class Instructors Can Yell in Place of, “It’s Bikini Season!”
    by Kate Hahn
  • May 22, 2014
    Crunch Fitness Class or Political Uprising?
    by Laurel Cummings
  • May 24, 2013
    An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
    by C. Evelyn
  • May 15, 2013
    The President’s Challenge Adult Fitness Test Reconsiders Its Audience
    by Pete Reynolds
  • April 15, 2013
    Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Thirty is the New Fifty
    by Taylor Harris
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