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fitness
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July 28, 2017Welcome to the Women’s Athleisure Association
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July 18, 2017A Few Questions Before We Decide to Let You Join Our Running Club
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June 20, 2017List: Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
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May 10, 2017The Fitness Sensation Sweeping the Nation: Wearing Your T-Shirt in the Pool™!
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July 3, 2014List: Summer Motivations Group Fitness Class Instructors Can Yell in Place of, “It’s Bikini Season!”
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May 22, 2014List: Crunch Fitness Class or Political Uprising?
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May 24, 2013Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher Who Pulled Me Onstage After My Mother Died
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May 15, 2013The President’s Challenge Adult Fitness Test Reconsiders Its Audience
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April 15, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Thirty is the New Fifty
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June 22, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Fitness Counselor Regarding My Lack of Response to Her Recent Inquiries
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