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florida
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December 28, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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October 26, 2023Sex Ed in Florida is Now Just a Video of Ron DeSantis Playing the “Lime in the Coconut” Song on the Bongos
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August 10, 2023Revised Instructional Materials for Florida AP Psychology Students
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May 3, 2023If Elected President, I Promise to Slaughter Mickey Mouse
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April 11, 2023Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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November 16, 2022Richard Wagner’s The Ring of the Florida Man
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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June 23, 2022For Pride Month, Disney Proudly Announces Its First Openly Closeted Characters
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian