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All posts tagged
florida
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March 20, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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December 29, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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November 16, 2022Richard Wagner’s The Ring of the Florida Man
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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June 23, 2022For Pride Month, Disney Proudly Announces Its First Openly Closeted Characters
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March 14, 2022Don’t Say Straight
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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November 4, 2020In Retrospect, Maybe Surveying Fifteen People Outside of a Publix In Sarasota Was a Bad Way to Conduct a Statewide Poll