McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
george-washington
-
July 17, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: George Washington
-
July 27, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?
-
May 19, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Close Can I Get?
-
December 2, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Should I Get the President for Christmas?
-
October 22, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
-
July 19, 2000Imaginary Dialogues
Trending 🔥
-
January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
-
January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
-
December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
-
January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053
Recently
-
January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
-
January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
-
January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone
-
January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist