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All posts tagged
george-washington
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July 17, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: George Washington
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July 27, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?
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May 19, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Close Can I Get?
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December 2, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Should I Get the President for Christmas?
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October 22, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
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July 19, 2000Imaginary Dialogues
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 22, 2020Is Your Child an Elder God, Fae Changeling, Keanu Reeves, or Just a Kid?
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January 22, 2020I Turned My Passion Into My Dream Job and Now I Sell Small Hats to Iguanas On Instagram
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session