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February 16, 2024Actually, George, I Am Furious That You Chopped Down Our Cherry Tree
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July 17, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: George Washington
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July 27, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?
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May 19, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Close Can I Get?
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December 2, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Should I Get the President for Christmas?
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October 22, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
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July 19, 2000Imaginary Dialogues
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