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All posts tagged

george-washington

July 17, 2013

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: George Washington

by Tim Carvell
July 27, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?

by Chris White
May 19, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Close Can I Get?

by Chris White
December 2, 2009

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Should I Get the President for Christmas?

by Chris White
October 22, 2009

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?

by Chris White
July 19, 2000

Imaginary Dialogues

by Francis Heaney

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
March 19, 2018

I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports

by Wendi Aarons
May 25, 2023

I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice

by Audrey Burges
May 26, 2023

When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide

by Jus Kaplan and Dan Bookbinder

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