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All posts tagged
global-warming
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October 9, 2018All Right, Fine, My Magic Is the True Cause of Climate Change
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November 9, 2017Artisanal Coal: A Message From the American Federation of Coal Producers
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July 14, 2017You’re Invited to Our Destination Wedding Atop the Delaware Sized Iceberg That Just Broke Off the Larsen-C Ice Shelf!
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June 2, 2017Thanks to President Trump, I Can Finally Tell the Ocean How I Really Feel About It
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June 1, 2017List: Set List for the Band at President Trump’s Rose Garden Speech Announcing the United States Pulling Out of the Global Climate Accord
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May 24, 2017Earth’s Performance Review
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April 4, 2017List: National Geographic Articles in the Year 2030
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March 6, 2017I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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July 5, 2016If Climate Change Is Real, Then Why Are There Oceans?
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell