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All posts tagged
grandmothers
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November 4, 2019An Open Letter to My Dead Grandmother, Who Last June Started to Build a Bird Sanctuary In the Front Yard, But Who Then, Last July, Died, Leaving Us a Dry, Patchy Landing Strip of Horticultural Nonsense, and a Dream
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October 10, 2019Why Mark Zuckerberg Is a Better Chinese Person Than I Am, According to My Grandmother
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December 20, 2017Old-Fashioned Desserts Just Like Grandma Used to Make After Grandpa Forbade Her From Taking That Office Job
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October 30, 2017Sitcoms to Think About While Grandmother Succumbs
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September 6, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Gifts from Two Grandmothers
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September 30, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 18 Signs Your Grandmother is Actually Ruby Hollis
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October 11, 2012Names of Nail Polishes My 74-Year-Old Grandma Barb Would Just Love
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August 16, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 17: Wonderfully Ordinary
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February 17, 2011Growing Up, Our Neighbor Never Called Her Grandmother “Grandma.”
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August 20, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Grandma’s Love
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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