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All posts tagged
greek-myths
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June 15, 201815 Unique Father’s Day Gifts for the Dad Who Has Everything Except the Wind to Blow His Ships to Troy
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June 9, 2017Celebrity Management and Global Brand Representation Proposal for Medusa
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April 27, 2017Take Your Kid to Work Day Reports from Greek Mythology
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May 23, 2016When It Comes to Mazes for People to Wander Endlessly Before Starving to Death, We Can’t Be Beat.
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September 28, 2015List: New Activities for Sisyphus
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November 16, 2012List: The Modern-Day Pantheon
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March 20, 2012It Happens Every Spring
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March 5, 2012The Commuter’s Odyssey
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January 13, 2011Official Statement from Arguriologus, Greek God of Double-Entry Accounting
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June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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