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  • January 8, 2018
    19 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
    by Zoe Schwab
  • January 19, 2017
    Fake News for Dogs
    by Molly Taft
  • November 10, 2016
    We Accidentally Conjured the Apocalypse on Election Day, So Here Are Some Headlines We’ll Try to Summon Next
    by Broti Gupta and Katie Barsotti
  • November 8, 2016
    Buckle Up! Here Are Some Future Headlines After Trump is Elected
    by Katie Barsotti and Broti Gupta
  • October 4, 2016
    Tentative Outline for the Remaining 2016 Election News Coverage
    by Eric Notaro
  • May 10, 2016
    Increasingly Convoluted Think Piece Titles About Apologizing
    by Colin Heasley
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