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February 24, 2025Two-Sentence Headlines Are Everywhere. Here’s Why You Should Be Concerned
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August 26, 2024RFK Jr. Headline Mad Libs
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July 7, 2022My Forties in Internet Headlines
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March 17, 2021Atlanta Massage Parlor Shooting Headlines for Fragile White People
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January 8, 201819 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
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January 19, 2017Fake News for Dogs
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November 10, 2016We Accidentally Conjured the Apocalypse on Election Day, So Here Are Some Headlines We’ll Try to Summon Next
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November 8, 2016Buckle Up! Here Are Some Future Headlines After Trump is Elected
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October 4, 2016Tentative Outline for the Remaining 2016 Election News Coverage
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May 10, 2016Increasingly Convoluted Think Piece Titles About Apologizing
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking