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All posts tagged
headlines
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January 8, 2018List: 19 Inevitable New York Times Headlines for When Donald Trump Forgets to Wear Clothes
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January 19, 2017List: Fake News for Dogs
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November 10, 2016List: We Accidentally Conjured the Apocalypse on Election Day, So Here Are Some Headlines We’ll Try to Summon Next
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November 8, 2016List: Buckle Up! Here Are Some Future Headlines After Trump is Elected
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October 4, 2016Tentative Outline for the Remaining 2016 Election News Coverage
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May 10, 2016List: Increasingly Convoluted Think Piece Titles About Apologizing
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March 5, 2015List: Headlines From My Dismal Lifestyle Blog
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May 15, 2014List: Meta-Modern Headlines
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February 13, 2014List: The New York Post Covers the Trial of Socrates
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June 21, 2012List: Counterintuitive Cover Stories in The Atlantic Magazine
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathop, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand