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January 19, 2017Fake News for Dogs
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November 10, 2016We Accidentally Conjured the Apocalypse on Election Day, So Here Are Some Headlines We’ll Try to Summon Next
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November 8, 2016Buckle Up! Here Are Some Future Headlines After Trump is Elected
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October 4, 2016Tentative Outline for the Remaining 2016 Election News Coverage
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May 10, 2016Increasingly Convoluted Think Piece Titles About Apologizing
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March 5, 2015Headlines From My Dismal Lifestyle Blog
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May 15, 2014Meta-Modern Headlines
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February 13, 2014The New York Post Covers the Trial of Socrates
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