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infectious-diseases
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November 7, 2023Questions for Your PCP About Having COVID in 2023
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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July 21, 2021Ernest Hemingway: Superspreader
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June 11, 2021We’re Only Meeting For the First Time, But I’m Going to Give You a Good, Long Hug Anyway
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May 10, 2021Hey, Girl. It’s Me, the Ball Pit. Can We Talk?
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December 3, 20201918 Flu Pandemic
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October 30, 2020My Sexy Nurse Costume Is Going to Be So Hot Once I Get My Hands On Some Food Service Gloves and a Pair of Used Ski Goggles
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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August 25, 2020This Is Your University President Reminding You That You Have Until September 14th to Infect Someone in Our College Town With COVID
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056